I heard these somewhere.. and was dying laughing..

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So for your Monday.. some deep? thoughts..

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Does a straw have one hole or two? 

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If the number 2 pencil the most popular pencil in the world, why is number 2? (pretty sure it's because of weight..) 

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If you put one lasagna on top of another lasagna you still only have one lasagna.

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If money is the root of all evil, then why do churches ask for it? 

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If tomato is a fruit, does that make Ketchup a smoothie.

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Enjoy your Monday.