Man I have been slacking, I am blaming this on the new keyboard. It's this tiny and my pudgy fingers are hitting like 12 too many keys at one time.

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Either way, what did I used to do on Thursdays? They were thoughtful.

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Here are some deep thoughts for you.. or most-likely pretty superficial ones.

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Brussel sprouts should be marketed as Cabbage nuggets.

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You could have survived countless failed assassination attempts in your life.

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Cereal companies do not sell resealable packaging because they want you to eat their product faster and buy more.

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The most delicious animal or fruit probably went extinct millions of years ago, because it was too darn tasty.

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There are fully grown young adults that have never used Windows XP or held a floppy disk.

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Alright on that note I am out! Enjoy your day!